The Liars Speak Today

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Check out this brilliant parody written by Brent Johnson and Dave vonKleist! Loads of fun!

The Liars Speak Today
(to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")
words by Brent Johnson and Dave vonKleist



Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

In the country, the mighty country
The people sleep tonight
All believing the ones deceiving
The people sleep tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
I’ve been dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

Network news makes the people snooze
Watch the liars speak tonight
Distorted views keep them all confused
See the liars speak tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
I’ve been dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away


In a Congress of politicians
The liars speak today
On a stage of preset conditions
The liars speak today

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
I’ve been dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

Look upon the demise of dreams
As the liars take their toll
Gaze upon all the lost and dead
While the liars take your soul

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I won’t be dumbed away


Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I won’t be dumbed away

We are seeking a real solution
The liars now we know
Now’s the time for a Revolution
The liars have to go

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I won’t be dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We won’t be dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We won’t be dumbed away


Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We won’t be dumbed away


Fade out











They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away






They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away


ooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooo,
aaaaaaaaaaaaah

They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away

They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away
They bleat away, they bleat away



ooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaah
ooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaah

Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb
Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb

Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb
Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb


ooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaah
ooooooooooo, aaaaaaaaaaaaah

Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb
But now that we are more aware
Let’s kick the liars out of there

Oh we the people have become
So ignorant and really dumb
But now that we are more aware
Let’s kick the liars out of there


Revvvvvvv-ollllllllll
ooooooooo-tion

Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become
Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become

Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become
Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become

Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become
Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become

Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become
Oh we the people ain’t so dumb
Just look at all that we’ve become

Fade out

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